Step Inside the World of Martin the Fartin' Mummy

A 2,000-year-old mummy. A pair of fourth-grade twins. An archaeologist mom and a queen. Seven books. One very gassy adventure.

The Cast

Meet the Characters

Eight characters across two continents, three thousand years, and one very gassy mummy. Get to know the cast that anchors every adventure.

Martin

The Fartin' Mummy

2,000 years old. Brother of Queen Hatshepsut. Discovered in a kid's sarcophagus near a Nile valley dig site. His brain was removed per ancient Egyptian custom and never replaced, which explains a few things. Now lives at the Natural History Museum with his sister.

"Will you be placing it on an altar for Anubis?"

Katie

The More Mature Twin

Ten years old. Future archaeologist. Knows the difference between buried and entombed, and is the only one in the kitchen who reads the recipe.

"Not buried. Entombed."

Tommy

Katie's Twin Brother

Vocabulary show-off, chocolate-denier, Halloween-candy thief, and the kid most likely to feed Martin a microwaved tuna melt and watch what happens.

"Martin would be the first mummy in space, using his farts like an antigravity jet pack!"

Olivia

Mom · Archaeologist

Works at the Natural History Museum and runs digs in the Nile Valley. She is the calm at the eye of every storm her kids and Martin generate.

"DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING."

Queen Hatshepsut

18th Dynasty · Martin's Sister

Once a real-life Egyptian queen. Now lives at the Natural History Museum where Martin has joined her. Welcomes every reunion with both arms raised.

Dr. Dandersnoot

Series Villain

Black suit, red bow tie, fangs, and an encyclopedic knowledge of the ancient order of Khufu. Carries a red amulet that channels the four winds when the sun aligns over the Nile at exactly 6:06pm.

"The two of us will not be escaping. The entire prison will."

Seymore

Dandersnoot's Unfortunate Assistant

Red-headed, anxious, prone to tears. Mourns his career, his houseplants, and a girlfriend he doesn't actually have but was working on.

"We're the most wanted men in all of Egypt and we stick out like feet on fish."

Seven Books

The Reading Guide

Read them in order or skip around. Either way, the farts are guaranteed.

Martin the Fartin' Mummy (Book 1)

Martin the Fartin' Mummy (Book 1)

Book 1 · 2017

Martin the Fartin' Mummy

The kids tag along on Mom's archaeological dig and find a kid-sized sarcophagus in a hidden cave. The mummy inside has been holding a fart in for 2,000 years.

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Martin the Fartin' Mummy 2 (Book 2)

Martin the Fartin' Mummy 2 (Book 2)

Book 2 · 2017

Martin the Fartin' Mummy 2

Last day of fourth grade. Martin's gas problem is now Ms. Daley's problem. Olivia volunteers everyone to spend the summer at the Natural History Museum. Dr. Dandersnoot is waiting.

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Martin the Fartin' Mummy vs. The Tomb Raiders (Book 3)

Martin the Fartin' Mummy vs. The Tomb Raiders (Book 3)

Book 3 · 2020

vs. The Tomb Raiders

The kids turn ten. Martin eats the entire chocolate cake batter. Then the call comes: tomb raiders have looted Queen Hatshepsut's temple, and Martin has a sister he never told them about.

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Martin the Fartin' Mummy: Dandersnoot's Revenge (Book 4)

Martin the Fartin' Mummy: Dandersnoot's Revenge (Book 4)

Book 4 · 2021

Dandersnoot's Revenge

Martin has moved to the museum with his sister. In a Cairo jail cell, Dr. Dandersnoot is studying the solstice. He has a red amulet, an incantation, and a long memory.

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Martin the Fartin' Mummy: Adventures in Antarctica (Book 5)

Martin the Fartin' Mummy: Adventures in Antarctica (Book 5)

Book 5 · 2023

Adventures in Antarctica

A 2,000-year-old desert mummy walks into a polar expedition. What could go wrong? Quite a lot, especially when there's a yeti involved.

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Martin the Fartin' Mummy's Not So Fresh Start (Book 6)

Martin the Fartin' Mummy's Not So Fresh Start (Book 6)

Book 6 · 2024

Not So Fresh Start

A new school. A new face. A familiar smell.

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Martin the Fartin' Mummy (Book 7)

Martin the Fartin' Mummy (Book 7)

Book 7 · 2026

Coming Soon

A new seventh book dropping soon.

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The World

Where the Story Happens

A walking tour of Martin's universe. Two continents. Three thousand years of history. Several questionable life choices.

Egypt

The Nile Valley Dig Site

Crumbling pyramids, sand, scorpions, and a hidden cave that should have stayed hidden. Where Tommy and Katie find Martin in a kid-sized sarcophagus.

New York

The Family Brownstone

Three floors up. A kitchen with a checkered floor, a fan, an open window, and a fart-disaster kit. Mom's old treadmill in the corner.

New York

The Natural History Museum

Olivia's day job. Now also Martin and Hatshepsut's apartment. Site of Dandersnoot's first appearance.

Egypt

Queen Hatshepsut's Temple

Real ancient Egyptian site. Recently looted by tomb raiders. Currently under family supervision.

Egypt

The Cairo Jail

Stone walls. Narrow window. One villain. One whining sidekick. One red amulet aligned with the solstice.

Antarctica

The Polar Expedition

Wide open snow and ice. One desert mummy. One yeti. Conditions: not optimal.

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Bring Martin's World Home

Seven books. Seven adventures. One very gassy mummy. Read the whole series, or pick your favorite chapter.

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