Life as The Coffin Master

CJ's Adventures

Hikes, museums, train rides, theme parks, and the occasional plate of hummus. Wherever CJ goes, the camera comes too. This is the living feed of his world.

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"I don't sit still for long. There's always something to see, somewhere to go, and a picture worth taking. Come along."

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CJ's 30th Italian Birthday Party - plus princesses!

CJ's 30th Italian Birthday Party - plus princesses!

CJ celebrated the big 3-0 in true Italian style this past Saturday, surrounded by family, friends, amazing food, lots of...

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Founding Father for a Day - 4th of July

Founding Father for a Day - 4th of July

Started the day on a hike with Evelina under perfect blue skies, then put on the full colonial getup and...

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Three Generations, One Golf Cart - Golf at Oswego Lake

Three Generations, One Golf Cart - Golf at Oswego Lake

Out on the course with my dad, my sister, and my nephew. I will not be posting the scorecard. I...

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Sand Dollar Eyes - Cannon Beach

Sand Dollar Eyes - Cannon Beach

Quick trip out to the coast. Found some sand dollars, immediately held them up to my face because that is...

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Royal Treatment - Disneyland

Royal Treatment - Disneyland

Another trip, another round of introductions. Met a couple of princesses who were very gracious about the whole thing. I...

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Cold Hike, Big Waterfall - Multnomah Falls

Cold Hike, Big Waterfall - Multnomah Falls

Evelina and I bundled up and headed out to the falls. It was freezing, the bridge was packed, and the...

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Two Very Different Christmas Guests

Two Very Different Christmas Guests

Holiday dinner with the whole crew. Santa showed up in a good mood. The green guy showed up too, and...

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Disney California Adventure - Back For More

Disney California Adventure - Back For More

One park was not enough, so I went next door. More characters, more photos, more walking than my legs signed...

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Meeting Everybody at Disney

Meeting Everybody at Disney

Made the rounds and shook a lot of hands. Or paws. Or gloves. Whatever they were, I shook them. Not...

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A Day With the Monsters

A Day With the Monsters

Spent the day at the movies, except the movies were all around me. Met a vampire, ran into a few...

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ATTENTION: Class is now in session

ATTENTION: Class is now in session

Guess what?! My Fartin Martin books 1-5 are now in seven Lake Oswego Oregon elementary school libraries. Lets see what's...

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Unwound and Relaxed

Unwound and Relaxed

Just spent a week in Newport Beach California with my mom, dad, sister, and her fiancé. This was a much...

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CJ's 4th of July Trip!

CJ's 4th of July Trip!

For 4th of July, CJ went to Chicago. He made sure to stay away from the Mosquitos. There were tons...

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